Centre Parcs 2010

Centre Parcs..........Where we where in the P.O.S.H Posh lodges for a week! I felt like going round doing that Harry Enfield skit and saying to people 'We are considerably richer than YAU'.
Some how Kelly Boy swindled up a cheap deal in the plush lodges. Each room had its own en suite and TV, we had jacuzzi baths and a sauna, a games room/TV room with a snooker table and well games.
We played a game of Mr and missus one night. The Dixon's Lost!
We enjoyed going to the pool each day. I actually got to enjoy the rapids this year! I say enjoy but what i really mean is holding onto my tankini pants whilst simultaneously doing my best to fight off Anthony and get down the rapids quicker than him!

Note to self: next time when on rapids with Anthony where a one piece to maintain dignity! Anthony's fun game.The pool guy got a good flash of my BEEEEHIND!

However it was an improvement on last year when i was heavily pregnant so every one ditched their kids on me and went down the rapids for 'just one turn'...they showed up 30 mins later having hit the rapids multiple times and all the slides too..yer cheers!

The Lodge. 63 Ash.


There where so many T.V's in the place Adam thought they wouldn't miss one!

We always make a point of inviting Laura to centre parcs. She's the one who can get us into the spa for £5. Do we look refreshed. Because we felt it after 9 different steam rooms, one HOT sauna, water beds, and hot tub/pool.....oh and that weird meditation room. Picture this. we are in the meditation room and I sit apart from the other girls. Two strangers come in and i pretend to proper meditate with deep breathing, climaxing in full on humming followed by a stand up stretch wooshy arm movement, a Chinese 'prayer style' bow and a gobbledygook word that you can interpret as 'thank you'! And then I swiftly vacated the room!! heha. You don't get many opportunities these days to act daft so i took it and ran with it!



Hannah, Jordan and little Esther Lau joined us on Thursday and we watched a fire work display across the lake. Below i catch a picture of Anthony with the marching band/parade behind him.
The above photo was taken after we vacated the lodge on the last day. We where supposed to vacate the lodge by 10am. I wake up after a day of food poisoning (it was rough), to hear the cleaners are in the lodge. the time is 8 mins to 10 and nothing is packed up. Needless to say the cleaners where not happy but i was glad of the extra rest Anthony gave me. Anyway thought id explain this photo, maybe its my paranoia but I'm pretty sure i have the 'just fell out of bed' look!